#124 & #125

124. Some VHS tapes are valuable, but it’s never the ones you have.

125. You accuse people of taking your pencil. Then you find it sitting atop your ear.

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#122 & #123

122.  The peanut oil used to fry your turkey costs more than the turkey itself.

123.  The court sends you a jury summons during your Christmas vacation.

#120 & #121

120. At Bingo, the lady who walks in 20 minutes late wins a turkey; her husband snags a cake.

121. For college students: all your profs give you the day before Thanksgiving off except for one.  His class will be the one at the very end of the day so you can’t leave town because he’s giving you a quiz worth half your grade.