#1 and #2

1. Beer tastes better out of town.

2. When your are looking for a parking space at the mall, you circle 9 times and park over by the highway. Once you hike back to the entrance, you’ll find a space right next to the door.

3. You spend two hours handwashing your car in the morning; then  it rains by the afternoon.

4. Your teenagers can work your cell phone in a second but can’t figure out the washing  machine.

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