#94 & #95

94. You never ride with your parents to take your brother to school. The one time you decide to go with them, a high speed chase from the highway happens in front of you, leaving three cars wrecked and blocking traffic for miles. Your routine fifteen minute trip takes an extra hour.

95.  When you wake up exhausted because you didn’t sleep at all, your schedule is jam packed. But on the day you sleep like a baby, all your meetings get cancelled.