#105 & #106

105. You take out your weedwhacker, attach two extension cords to get to the very edge of your yard. When you reach the farthest point,  the second you start the motor, the string runs out so you have to head all the way back to the garage replace it.

106. When you order fast food fries, some restaurants put your catsup packet under  them.  After you eat all the  dry fries, you find the packet.

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