98. When you wake up late and miss breakfast, they serve eggs, bacon, biscuits and toast. The day you get up on time, there’s a cup of yogurt.
99. Your neighbor waters their lawn day and night letting water gush into the next block. But the second a few drops from your sprinkler lands in the gutter, you get a citation for over use.
Have You Ever Noticed? 
True!
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Well said dear!!
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As always, you get it right and with humor!
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Spot on!
I’ve always wondered what ‘biscuits’ are in the US, we don’t have them (or maybe just called something else) in the UK.
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Lol I love the second one. đŸ˜›
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Ah-ha, so you’ve noticed that too? haha
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The second one reminds me of our neighborhood. The neighbors have HUGE trash bins. We put our standard trash bin out and they gave us a citation for our trash bin being too large. Now we put just the trash bags on the curb.
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Funny!
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Hilarious, as usual. Keep it up!
#99: so true of life!
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Thanks!
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